Tough Topics

Things that are hard to explain to a two year old:

• No, you'll never get the priesthood. Yes, Truman will. But yes, you can have the Holy Ghost. 

• Pork comes from pigs. But what's the ingredient? Pig is the ingredient. That's not an ingredient. What is it made from? Pigs. Dead pigs that are cut into pieces. Dead pigs? That not good. Dead pigs are sad. That's what Heavenly Father made them for. Now EAT already!